- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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