- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Knock knock runs away laughing

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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