What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What did the clock say? The time.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

your a towel.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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