- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

No it isn't.

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