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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

hi to the world fromthe world

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

My mom caught me masturbating.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

space is fun

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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