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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's a small person? A midget

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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