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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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