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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

My mom caught me masturbating.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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