Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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