Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Type 2 diabetics

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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