How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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123 Main street

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Wats a joke?

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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I saw a shovel once.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Where's my shotgun

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69

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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