- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Your time.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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