- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

feces

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

minecraft

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??