- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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