- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Women's rights.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Nice weather we're having.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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