Christopher Walken to a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Penis-Pump

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Gadaffi

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Cows go moo.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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