What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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guess what what? nothing.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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who is awesome? no one...

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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