- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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