How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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