Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Homework.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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