A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Your mother is a man.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What did the clock say? The time.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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