- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

A child with cancer grows up.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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