- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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