- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Watch your lips.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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