Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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