- Anti Joke

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

I know a black girl named beyonca.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Knock knock What

Women Voting

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o