A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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