:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

A snake walks into a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

This is not a joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

women's rights

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Anti Joke

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