- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

hi michael

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

knock knock who's there?

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Girls Basketball.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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