A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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bum sex lol

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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T-Dog scare me

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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hello

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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