Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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