why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Ouch.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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women's rights.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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