What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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This is not a joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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who farted your mother

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anti jokes

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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poop

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

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