why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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