Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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It's long!

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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