- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club...

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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