how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Matt Damon

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Knock Knock Yes?

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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