why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Mitt Romney.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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women's rights

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Joe Biden

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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