Johan showering. . . AWK

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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sarah taylor

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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no

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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