- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

This is not a joke.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

who farted your mother

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

hi. thats what she said.

GINGER PEOPLE

Q. who's george porchy?

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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