You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Chuck Norris died.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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