knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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