Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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