whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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