- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why did the child step on a ball?

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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