I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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