Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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