- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

How did the girl die? 25.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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