- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

You should never talk to strangers.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

this is gay

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

who is awesome? no one...

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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