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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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