- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Jews

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Jason Connor.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Michael Brown

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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