If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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twilight

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Women's sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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