An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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