What swims in the ocean? Fish

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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