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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Heartlight

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Watch your lips.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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The WNBA

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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