Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Women's Rights.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

save water shower with friends

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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