Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

ugh good riddance

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

miley cyrus

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

I had my period 3 days ago.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why? Because!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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