- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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