a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Who has downs this joke

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

this is gay

Dani barton from bob chuckles

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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