Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

i cant think of one.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

ROSS G IS OBESE

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

fack me!

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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