- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??