- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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