Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

knock knock!! kanye west

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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