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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

hi. thats what she said.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

What's better than sex? Nothing

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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