When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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