- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

I like to eat people

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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