Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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fart+fart=poop

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Yo mamas so fat

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no

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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How old are you? 20

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Anti Joke

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