- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

black guy graduating high school

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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