Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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