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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what time is it? 3:16

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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