What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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hi corey

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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