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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

womens rights

Womens rights.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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