The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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