Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Muslim athletes.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Leave her alone...

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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