what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

ugh good riddance

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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