- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Your time.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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