- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

So. The gays. ...

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Women's rights

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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