- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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