What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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