A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

good one jess !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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