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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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