- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Potato

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

verry nice how mUCH?

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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