Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

lyren is a big meanyhead

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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