A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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