What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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THE GAME

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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