- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

guess what? chicken butt.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What is better than a cat? Nothing

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