- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

your father died

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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