- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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