Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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