What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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pickle juice?

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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