What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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A seal walks into a club.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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