What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

The Pope

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

connor sucks

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

shea kisses a girl

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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