- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Three bars walk into a Jew.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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1 + 1 = 3

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

i like tits

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Spell: “This word”

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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