Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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*you're

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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