What's big and fat? An obese man.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Women's rights.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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