what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Anti Joke

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