- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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