What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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