What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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