What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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