a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Anti Joke

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