What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A man made a sandwich.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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