- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Matt is not funny.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Cancer.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Knock knock. Death.

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