- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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