- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Men, get on the boat.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Hi Jacob You cool

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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